O’l Pap finally got heeled up from when he overdosed on granny’s rumetiz medicine and got ahold of cuzin Craig to make us this h’yer web site (He’s a genyus cuz he gradgee-ated from the 5th grade).

We’ns is trying ta git the ol’ clan back t’gether and find s’more of our long lost cuzzins.

Right now we’s a meetin raglur-like on the second Saturday of the even months at the Bahia Shrine Temple at 3101 E. Semoran Blvd., in Apopka, FL roun about 11 in the mornin. (That’s when the viddles is ready).

If You’ins is already a cuzzin, let us know. If’n you want ta be without marryin nobody, sign this h’yer paper and give us some money!